a glimpse into my extended family

there are sometimes when i really appreciate how my parents raised me.
and that is when my moms side of the family comes to visit.
some lines from tonight

'who knew boobs needed knee pads'
'i think his son was a year younger then me, remember when he stole the sheriffs car and ran it into the pond?'
'yep, that was bernie the under-taker'

these are just to name a few...that aren't the worst ones.