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this story actually started out last night when my friend donnie said this...do not take it personally girls;
"if a girl says to me one more time that i should be lucky i will never know what it feels like to go through labor, i am going to pop their ovaries."
yes this is a very bold, maybe unnecessary statement, but i have to agree with him. no wonder the boy thinks we're crazy, we pull crap like that to try and prove some minuscule point...but, let me make this clear, this one line does not make the entire half of the world crazy, but i'm going off on a tangent.
so, today i go to human sexuality and you can only guess what we are talking about, yes the one subject in my major that i loath...childbirth and pregnancy. i am so over this subject, you have no idea.
well, my professor told us about a study that tried proving if women eat more fruits and meats they are more likely to have a boy and if women eat more dairy they are more likely to have a girl. who thought of this study? i mean really, that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard, i bet a boy thought of it.
if that can ever be proven...let me know and i will personally write a handwritten three page apology letter to the researcher who proved this theory and announce that not all boys are stupid, again, another tangent (and inside joke).
the reason our professor told us this was because her husband wants to have a boy, well she is prego with a girl, so tough luck.
what kind of irritated me is when guys get upset that the child isn't the sex they really wanted...not saying this dad will love her less, i'm just saying, anyway, this irritated me because the sperm is what decides the sex of the baby. now i know the man can't choose, but don't get mad if the baby is a girl and you wanted a boy when really it was your half that decided.
then, i look to my neighbor and you can only guess what she was doing! she was taking her birth control pill, i had never seen her take it during class before...it was hilarious, i was dumbfounded because it was so ironic.
and then, i go to human needs and no, we were not talking about childbirth thank god, but we were talking about gender roles and my professor kept using the terms male and female. i was so annoyed because gender is not biological, why was he using those terms? go here for a little lesson in the difference.
so this story was filled with irateness, irony, idiocy, and irritation.
it was a good day